Caution: Karma Ahead

Friend Jon sends this:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


  1. Dear Kelly, Great thoughts to start the day off with, and all so true. So much of what we get out of life is because of what we give. Thanks for helping to start my day off on a warm hearted thought. BUT one last thought from me , Being a male,......can't you use crap to help fertilize too?

  2. Wise Words! My Daughter gave us great pain and suffrage through her teen years and I cursed her then saying "Whatever you do comes back to you 3X over!'

    She now has 3 Daughters! The first of which just turned 13! See...

  3. Go for it, Greg. A little well-fertilized cultivation goes a long way. Success probably depends on how thick you lay it on... :)

  4. That is very amusing... I think it should be taught in school, or at the very least, put on the application for a marriage license. :-)