Mother Goose Over Breakfast

Me (pouring coffee, making idle conversation): "Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie... You know that nursery rhyme?"

16 (eating Cocoa Puffs, reading magazine): "...Kissed the girls and made them cry. Punk."

Me (looking for cream): "...When he saw what he had done... "

16 (turns page): "You're thinking of that chick who chopped up her parents."

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